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Now as we all know, Grace is an important part of every good Christian's meal. But what about Atheists? What do they do when meal time comes around? Here we have a sort of Grace for those who are less under grace than those good Christians:
"Now let us all join hands and say Grace.
Oh gracious (insert name of supermarket here), we thank thee for thy bountiful gifts. Tonight we feast on generous helpings of food that were purchased from your glourious shelves. You graced us with sales on this leg of lamb for us to feast on, and two-for-one specials on macaroni and cheese. And we will try, in your name, to buy healthy food, so we do not succumb to the evils of the fat demons. For we know if we are wicked and eat too much of the brownies we recieved, we will be under the power of the devilish personal trainer for eternity. We must withstand Fat's temptation and defeat him with regular exercise. In (insert name of supermarket here)'s name,
Dig in."
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